Make room in your laminated binder next to "Girl in 14G" and "Alto's Lament", cherubs ("cherubs" in the sense of both the pet name, and the alumni of Northwestern's illustrious summer theater intensive): “The Only [Straight] Boy in the Room” is a sultry slow jam that allows its singer to show off comic timing, lyrical dexterity, and gratuitous belting. It...

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1" As performed by Kristen Chenoweth.

Christine Dwyer (Wicked) at The Cutting Room on 8/19/2013 Alison Cusano (A Night With Janis Joplin) at Rockwood Music Hall on 12/09/2013

Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013 The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women. Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1"

Note that the lyric "Tracie" can be changed to the singer's actual name.Preview this song here.

Carrie Manolakos at The Triad, NYC on 4/26/2010

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1"