The secret to life might just be answering this question… one of Carner & Gregor’s most popular numbers, this hilarious full-body performance opportunity has been performed by David Perlman, Danielle Wade, Tamar Broadbent, and hundreds of other performers around the world. Choose your transposition:Key of A (A3 - E5) (soprano)Key of G (G3 - D3) (alto)Key of C (C3 -...

Both a group and solo version are available. Molly Ephraim at The Duplex on 11/30/2009 Julie Reiber at The Duplex on 6/28/2012 Transposition is available with purchase. Please contact me through my website! Taylor Fishman, Danae Ervin, Chelsea Moss, Melissa Perry and Erin Rice at 54 Below on 8/18/2015 Arranged for 3 to 8 actors. Enjoy!

Sheet music updated as of May 4, 2017. Mykal Kilgore/Cassie McIvor at The Duplex, NYC on 4/25/2011This performance was filmed at Scot Alan's Monday Night's New Voices at the Duplex in NYC. Carla Stewart & Mykal Kilgore at Joe's Pub, NYC on 1/22/2012 This song could also work for 2 women. If you'd like to request this song in a...

Duet about a brother and sister relationship. Key of Db. Male range: C3 to Gb4. Female range: F3 to Db5. Performed by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk at (Le) Poisson Rouge on February 7, 2011.

Justin Guarini at Joe's Pub (NYC) on 1/22/2012American Idol's Justin Guarini has a LOT of fun with this song. Marcus Paul James at Joe's Pub (NYC) on 3/28/2011Marcus Paul James... funk master The notes on the page are guidelines. Up for ALL KINDS of interpretation. Funky. Sexy. Riff-able.

Alex Ellis at The Laurie Beechman on 6/28/2010from the Music & Lyrics of Drew Gasparini concert

Alex Wyse at 54 Below on 4/08/2013

Shannon Amiry and Laura Pavles at DuplexUsed in The Empty Space Theatre Company's cabaret A NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS. Directed by Mike Mosallam Musical Direction by Dan Micciche

Written with the students of Young People's Theatre Workshop under the direction of Claudia Carlsson. A surprisingly moving song about an elevator, performable by most solo performers, or by a group. As performed by Jenni Barber. Key of C. The low note is B3. The high note is C4. Performed by Jenni Barber at Rockwood Music Hall on January 23,...