As performed by Cortney Wolfson on Youtube

As Performed by Kirsten Wyatt on YouTube

As Performed by Whitney Bashor on YouTube

From "Circles". Anna Ty Bergman at Laurie Beechman, NYC on 6/28/2010 Kasie Gasparini at Joe's Pub on 1/22/2012

From Cait Doyle's "Hot Mess In Manhattan". Cait Doyle at The Duplex on 9/20/2008The debut of this song.

Performed by Kasie Gasparini at Joe's Pub, 7/29/13.

Preview this song here.

The secret to life might just be answering this question… one of Carner & Gregor’s most popular numbers, this hilarious full-body performance opportunity has been performed by David Perlman, Danielle Wade, Tamar Broadbent, and hundreds of other performers around the world. Choose your transposition:Key of A (A3 - E5) (soprano)Key of G (G3 - D3) (alto)Key of C (C3 -...

From ISLAND SONG. This hilarious female patter song from ISLAND SONG has been performed by Kimiko Glenn, Annaleigh Ashford, Sarah Stiles, Ali Ewoldt, Ashley Spencer, Kathleen Monteleone, Jennifer Blood, Julie Reiber, Emily Schultheis, Celia Hottenstein, Katie Bland, Gina Milo, Tamar Broadbent, Emily Rogers, Taryn Darr, Allison Guinn, and many more. One of Carner & Gregor’s most popular comic numbers, “TMI”...