Performed by Kasie Gasparini at Joe's Pub, 7/29/13.

The secret to life might just be answering this question… one of Carner & Gregor’s most popular numbers, this hilarious full-body performance opportunity has been performed by David Perlman, Danielle Wade, Tamar Broadbent, and hundreds of other performers around the world. Choose your transposition:Key of A (A3 - E5) (soprano)Key of G (G3 - D3) (alto)Key of C (C3 -...

Both a group and solo version are available. Molly Ephraim at The Duplex on 11/30/2009 Julie Reiber at The Duplex on 6/28/2012 Transposition is available with purchase. Please contact me through my website! Taylor Fishman, Danae Ervin, Chelsea Moss, Melissa Perry and Erin Rice at 54 Below on 8/18/2015 Arranged for 3 to 8 actors. Enjoy!

Caissie Levy at NYCALBUM PROMO VIDEOSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

Written for the 52nd Street Project with lyrics by 10-year-old Adnan Ahmed. For two unchanged boys' voices and one girl. As performed by Lewis Grosso, Aaron Bantum and Sarah Safer. Key of G. The low note is G3. The high note is D5. Performed by Lewis Grosso, Aaron Bantum and Sarah Safer at (Le) Poisson Rouge on February 7, 2011.

Written for the 52nd Street Project with lyrics by 10-year-old Adnan Ahmed. For two adult male voices and one woman. Key of C. The low note is C3. The high note is G4. Performed by Lewis Grosso, Aaron Bantum and Sarah Safer in the key of G at (Le) Poisson Rouge on February 7, 2011.

Will Roland at The Laurie Beechman Theatre on 1/10/2012*Note - This is a lead sheet only, with chord symbols, selected figures, and vocal part.

This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016.Stephen C. Anthony at 54 Below on April 1, 2014 Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes....

In this hilariously irreverent Christmas song, a cozy family holiday gathering takes a surprising and psychedelic turn. Choose your transposition: Key of G: (B2 - G4) (tenor/baritone) (Primary Key) Key of E: (G#3 - E5) (soprano) Key of D: (F#3 - D5) (alto) Key of G: Chris Critelli at Lincoln Center's Bruno Walter Auditorium on 12/14/2013Key of E Emily Clark...