From "Crazy, Just Like Me". Drew Gasparini at Triad Theater NYC on 4/14/2008

Performed by Kasie Gasparini at Joe's Pub, 7/29/13.

Play up the youngness even if you aren't as young as the character. Sing with purpose. Video is in Ab: Performed by F. Michael Haynie at Joe's Pub on March 27, 2012.

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The secret to life might just be answering this question… one of Carner & Gregor’s most popular numbers, this hilarious full-body performance opportunity has been performed by David Perlman, Danielle Wade, Tamar Broadbent, and hundreds of other performers around the world. Choose your transposition:Key of A (A3 - E5) (soprano)Key of G (G3 - D3) (alto)Key of C (C3 -...

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Both a group and solo version are available. Molly Ephraim at The Duplex on 11/30/2009 Julie Reiber at The Duplex on 6/28/2012 Transposition is available with purchase. Please contact me through my website! Taylor Fishman, Danae Ervin, Chelsea Moss, Melissa Perry and Erin Rice at 54 Below on 8/18/2015 Arranged for 3 to 8 actors. Enjoy!

From ISLAND SONG. This hilarious female patter song from ISLAND SONG has been performed by Kimiko Glenn, Annaleigh Ashford, Sarah Stiles, Ali Ewoldt, Ashley Spencer, Kathleen Monteleone, Jennifer Blood, Julie Reiber, Emily Schultheis, Celia Hottenstein, Katie Bland, Gina Milo, Tamar Broadbent, Emily Rogers, Taryn Darr, Allison Guinn, and many more. One of Carner & Gregor’s most popular comic numbers, “TMI”...

From Ordinary Days.