From the StarKid musical Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier Music by A.J. HolmesLyrics by Kaley McMahon   Transpositions available to ANY key upon request. Contact customer service after purchase.

From Tales From The Bad Years. Trio version of the song in a female key. As performed by Caissie Levy, Helene Yorke and Morgan Weed. Key of E. The low note is D#3. The high note is E. As performed by Caissie Levy, Helene Yorke and Morgan Weed at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland, VT.

From Tales From The Bad Years. The definitive Kerrigan-Lowdermilk rap song. Key of F. Performed by Greg Hildreth at The Canal Room on February 28, 2011.

From the album "37 Notebooks". Depending upon the age of the singer, feel free to change the lyric from "37 years" to "27 years." Preview this song here.

From The Mad Ones (Formerly ...Sam Brown). As performed by Leah Hocking Off-Bway fall of 2017.  Read more about the origin of the song in a blog post by lyricist Kait Kerrigan. Key of Db. The low note is F3. The high note is Db5. Transposition available to ANY KEY upon request.  Contact customer service after purchase.Performed by Kait Kerrigan.

Cut from Tales From The Bad Years. As performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair. Key of C. Performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair at the Laurie Beechman Theatre.

From NEXT THING YOU KNOW. Performed by Lauren Blackman, Adam Kantor, Andrew Kober & Kate Rockwell at Le Poisson Rouge on September 9, 2012.

Recommended for tenors. Unperformed key! Try it out and post it on YouTube, your video could end up here! Key of C. The low note is D3. The high note is C5. Performed by Alysha Umphress in the key of F at (Le) Poisson Rouge on February 7, 2011.

Cut from Tales from the Bad Years. Recommended for baritones and tenors. As performed by Josh Young. A half step down from the original key. Key of Ab. The low note is Bb2. The high note is Bb4. Performed by Josh Young at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland, VT.