Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

Christine Dwyer (Wicked) at The Cutting Room on 8/19/2013 Alison Cusano (A Night With Janis Joplin) at Rockwood Music Hall on 12/09/2013

Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013 The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women. Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!

for Cait Doyle's HOT MESS IN MANHATTANMusic and Lyrics by Ryan Scott Oliver Key of GKey of GbVideo is in G: Cait Doyle at Don't Tell Mama on 5/02/2008.

Noah Galvin at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011Performance from the album release concert for "Out of Context: The Songs of Michael Patrick Walker"Please note that the sheet music is in the key of Bb, which is different from the video above (in the key of A).A comedic and triumphant song about dealing with your high school bully, your Dad's advice and...

From Yank!.

From Yank!.

From Wet Hot American Summer. Jessica Keenan Wynn at Feinstein's 54 Below

From Chasing The Day. Performed by Danica Rose