From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1" As recorded by Stephanie J. Block on her album "This Place I Know."

This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016.Stephen C. Anthony at 54 Below on April 1, 2014 Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes....

Kelly-Anne Gower, Michael Patrick Walker at London Hippodrome on 8/19/2012 Kenita Miller, Michael Patrick Walker at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011 A fast-paced, comedic song in which the actress goes from timid wallflower to ecstatic wild woman by divorcing her husband and pursuing what SHE wants out of life! This song is ideal for a belter with comedic ability.

Matt DeAngelis at 54 Below on 1/19/2013

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

Matt Doyle and Darius de Haas at Le Poisson Rouge NYC on 2/07/2011Live Performance Jamison Scott and Jonathan Reid Gealt at Joe's Pub NYC on 11/14/2011Live PerformanceSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

Christine Dwyer (Wicked) at The Cutting Room on 8/19/2013 Alison Cusano (A Night With Janis Joplin) at Rockwood Music Hall on 12/09/2013

Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013 The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women. Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!

Noah Galvin at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011Performance from the album release concert for "Out of Context: The Songs of Michael Patrick Walker"Please note that the sheet music is in the key of Bb, which is different from the video above (in the key of A).A comedic and triumphant song about dealing with your high school bully, your Dad's advice and...