A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

Alysha Umphress at Le Poisson Rouge NYC on 2/07/2011Live Performance Alysha Umphress at NYCALBUM PROMO VIDEOSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

From ISLAND SONG   In this contemporary musical theater pop ballad, the newest addition to the ISLAND SONG score, a young woman new to the city and on the hunt for a sublet tries to hold on to her optimism and sense of adventure. Key of D (A3 - B4)Featuring Lilli Cooper Performed by Julissa Lopez at Nuview Bridge Early...

88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey! Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014 This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.

This pyrotechnic story song has been performed by Tituss Burgess, Lea Salonga, Jackie Burns, Eric Michael Krop, Natalie Weiss, Prisca Demarez, Carole Demas (original Sandy in GREASE and the first person ever to sing “Meadowlark”), and many more. It tells the story of a firefly, afraid of lighting up and making himself a target for predators, receives encouragement from a...

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

From RUN AWAY HOME Video in Eb: Lindsay Mendez; demo recording    Video in F: Krysta Rodriguez at 54 Below

Christine Dwyer (Wicked) at The Cutting Room on 8/19/2013 Alison Cusano (A Night With Janis Joplin) at Rockwood Music Hall on 12/09/2013

Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013 The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women. Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!