Music by Jacob YanduraLyrics by Rebekah Melocikfrom WRINGERKey of F#m: D3-Bb4 (Video is in F#m)Beans serenades Palmer with an epic cautionary tale about love and loyalty, starring a dead muskrat that Beans has been keeping in the freezer since last October.  Through this oratorical spectacle, Beans persuades Palmer to nail the dead muskrat to Dorothy’s front door.Greg Hildreth at 54 Below...

from SOONKey of E

From WELCOME TO MY LIFE (formerly BRATT CAMP).

Autumn Hurlbert at The Laurie Beechman Theatre on 1/10/2012Female performanceZack Zadek at Joe’s Pub on 1/28/2013Male performance*Can be performed by male or female

from SOONKey of G

Adam Wachter at Rockwell Table & Stage on 5/23/2016

Male/female duet reprise of the song, performed by Jake Wilson and Haviland Stillwell on The Battery's Down. Key of D. The low note is D3. The high note is A4. As seen in Season 1, Episode 7, Part II of The Battery's Down ("Ro Ro Ro Your Boat").

From The Battery's Down. Alysha Umphress and Jake Wilson

From Uncool: the Party. George Salazar, Will Roland, Jeremy Morse, Elizabeth Stanley, Michael Linden, Amanda Savan at 54 Below on 3/03/2014 Sam Salmond, Shakina Nayfack, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Larry Owens, Michael Linden, Bonnie Milligan, AJ Shively, Taylor Trensch, Noah Zachary at Joe's Pub on 9/28/2016