Rachel Potter at Dubway Recording StudiosALBUM PROMO VIDEO Rachel Potter at Joe's Pub NYC on 11/14/2011Live PerformanceSong featured on the album "Here For You (Ballads For Broadway Impact)" which is now available on iTunes!

A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

From Moment by Moment. Remy Zaken at 54 Below on 1/19/2013

From Month Upon a Time. For information about MONTH UPON A TIME, visit http://jeffblumenkrantz.com/month-upon-a-time/ Performed by Jill Abramovitz at The Times Center on September 12, 2015Performed by Emily Padgett at Birdland Jazz NYC on April 18, 2016 Performed by Alysha UmphressPerformed by Kassiani Menas at the Weitzenhoffer School

As performed by Titus Burgess in the key of G.

Check out Lauren Kennedy's rendition on her CD Here and Now, or hear Sally Wilfert's performance on Jeff's podcast. Music by Jeff BlumenkrantzLyrics by Libby Saines Performed by Sally Wilfert at The Jeff Blumenkrantz Songbook Concert Live at the Zipper, 6/22/05

Christine Dwyer (Wicked) at The Cutting Room on 8/19/2013 Alison Cusano (A Night With Janis Joplin) at Rockwood Music Hall on 12/09/2013

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey! Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014 This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.