Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb)
Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.
88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey!
Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014
This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.
Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013
The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women.
Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!
Preston Sadleir performs the male version at Le Poisson Rouge on 2/26/2014Female version features slightly adjusted lyrics, and has been transposed down a fifth to the key of C. (Top note is a D.)
Performers: avoid the urge to go over-the-top. Sing it with honesty and sincerity, and the humor will exude naturally.
Performed by Cassie Slater at Birdland Jazz Club on March 12, 2012.
