music by Brian Lowdermilk lyrics by Kait Kerrigan For the comediennes. For the class clowns. In the age of Bridesmaids and Lena Dunham, we don't have to work *quite* so hard to prove that ladies are funny. But let's be honest, being funny is fun. The K-L Female Comedy & Uptempo Songbook is full of sarcasm, girl power, sex, and party...

Mary Ellen Ashley at Bruno Walter Aud., Lincoln Center on 12/06/2012 This song has been performed successfully by both "women of a certain age" and young character actresses who want to show off their range and comedic chops. Enjoy!

From Ten Reasons I Won't Go Home With You. Autumn Hurlbert and Jenn Furman at Birdland on 11/29/2010 Ashleigh Gray and Rebecca Lock at The New Players Theatre, UK on 2/27/2011

From The Yellow Brick Road.

For lyrics, visit Georgia's website. Performed by Andrea Burns at SubCulture on March 9, 2015.

Autumn Hurlbert, Celisse Henderson, Ravi Roth, Erik Sisco at Metropolitan Room NYC on 3/28/2010

From The Battery's Down. Dierdre Goodwin, Jake Wilson

Music & Lyrics by Billy RecceA musical ode to the American tradition of celebrity hating.Female key of D (A3-C5) (Video is in D)Male key of G (D3-F4)Lindsay Nicole Chambers at 54 Below on July 7, 2017.

From Ghost Quartet.