A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

Matt Doyle and Darius de Haas at Le Poisson Rouge NYC on 2/07/2011Live Performance Jamison Scott and Jonathan Reid Gealt at Joe's Pub NYC on 11/14/2011Live PerformanceSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

From NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

From COLLEGE The Musical. Ricky Ashley & Juliana Hansen at MTVu Freshman Nathan and Junior Lindsay have a drunken encounter at a college party. Hilarity ensues. Enjoy!

Duet from Hot Mess In Manhattan transposed for two women. Key of Eb. The low note is G3. The high note is C5. 

From String. Geoff Packard and Chelsea Packard at 54 Below on 3/30/2015

From A Relative Relationship. Hansel Tan, Jennifer Blood, Madeleine Doherty at 47th Street Theatre on 12/09/2013

Male/female duet from Hot Mess In Manhattan, a whole step down from the show key. Recommended for tenors and altos. Key of C. The low note is E3. The high note is A4.