A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

Matt Doyle and Darius de Haas at Le Poisson Rouge NYC on 2/07/2011Live Performance Jamison Scott and Jonathan Reid Gealt at Joe's Pub NYC on 11/14/2011Live PerformanceSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

From NEXT THING YOU KNOW.

From COLLEGE The Musical. Ricky Ashley & Juliana Hansen at MTVu Freshman Nathan and Junior Lindsay have a drunken encounter at a college party. Hilarity ensues. Enjoy!

Duet from Hot Mess In Manhattan transposed for two women. Key of Eb. The low note is G3. The high note is C5. 

From A Relative Relationship. Hansel Tan, Jennifer Blood, Madeleine Doherty at 47th Street Theatre on 12/09/2013

From String. Geoff Packard and Chelsea Packard at 54 Below on 3/30/2015

Male/female duet from Hot Mess In Manhattan, a whole step down from the show key. Recommended for tenors and altos. Key of C. The low note is E3. The high note is A4.