From the album "37 Notebooks". Depending upon the age of the singer, feel free to change the lyric from "37 years" to "27 years." Preview this song here.

From Tales From The Bad Years. The definitive Kerrigan-Lowdermilk rap song. Key of F. Performed by Greg Hildreth at The Canal Room on February 28, 2011.

Performed by Kate Wetherhead at 54 Below on Feb 3, 2013.

From 11:11 (fka Relativity)by Rob Rokicki and Michael Ruby Zach Jones at Stage 72 (The Triad) on Nov 19, 2012 Zach Jones sings on the mp3 -which is from the album "I'm Ready: The Songs of Rob Rokicki" Nick Dalton at Ars Nova, featured as part of FIGHT/FLIGHT: Songs from the Musicals of Rob Rokicki & Michael Ruby. Directed by...

Cut from Tales From The Bad Years. As performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair. Key of C. Performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair at the Laurie Beechman Theatre.

From NEXT THING YOU KNOW. Performed by Lauren Blackman, Adam Kantor, Andrew Kober & Kate Rockwell at Le Poisson Rouge on September 9, 2012.

As performed by Phoebe Strole at 54 Below on May 22, 2014 (and on Submissions Only, Season 3, Episode 3!).

From Unlock'd In this coloratura-de-force from UNLOCK’D, one of the few true soprano numbers in contemporary musical theater, a woman sings a love song to her hair… and her hair sings back. Quirky and hilarious, “The Hair Song” has been performed by Ali Ewoldt, Lora Lee Gayer, and many more. Ali Ewoldt at The Duplex, NYC on 01/17/2012

From Things to Ruin. Performed by Lance Rubin at the Laurie Beechman Theater in January 2008.