Cut from Tales From The Bad Years. As performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair. Key of C. Performed by Skylar Astin and Randy Blair at the Laurie Beechman Theatre.

Cut from Tales From The Bad Years. Transposed one step down from the original. Key of C. The low note is G2. The high note is Ab4. Performed by Matt Cavenaugh in the key of D at the Beechman. Performed by Dennis Moench in the key of D at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland, VT.

Cut from Tales From The Bad Years. Transposed two steps down from the original. Key of Bb. The low note is F2. The high note is F#4. Performed by Matt Cavenaugh in the key of D at the Beechman. Performed by Dennis Moench in the key of D at the Paramount Theatre in Rutland, VT.

Will Roland at The Laurie Beechman Theatre on 1/10/2012*Note - This is a lead sheet only, with chord symbols, selected figures, and vocal part.

This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016.Stephen C. Anthony at 54 Below on April 1, 2014 Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes....

In this hilariously irreverent Christmas song, a cozy family holiday gathering takes a surprising and psychedelic turn. Choose your transposition: Key of G: (B2 - G4) (tenor/baritone) (Primary Key) Key of E: (G#3 - E5) (soprano) Key of D: (F#3 - D5) (alto) Key of G: Chris Critelli at Lincoln Center's Bruno Walter Auditorium on 12/14/2013Key of E Emily Clark...

Nicole Johndrow at Don't Tell Mama's on 1/03/2011

88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey! Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014 This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.