This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016. Andrew Kober at Drom on March 15, 2011. Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes. This...

Music and Lyrics by Ryan Scott Oliver Key of DVideo is in: DVictoria Huston-Elem at Joe's Pub on January 21, 2013.

Sam Ludwig at Bruno Walter Auditorium, Lincoln Center on 12/14/2013Originally written as a New Years song, great for holiday shows or birthdays. Transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website.

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 2"

Eric William Morris at 54 Below on 3/08/2014Alternate lyrics in the score for college-aged performers. Transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website.

From Niko's debut album, The First Snow. Performed by Quentin Earl Darrington at Birdland on March 12, 2012.

Choose your Transposition:Key of Db: (Eb3 - B4)Key of D: (E3 - C5)Key of Eb: (F3 - Db5)Video is in Db: Performed by Alice Ripley in the key of Db at Lincoln Center on October 27, 2015.

Julie Foldesi, Michael Patrick Walker at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011A woman who has lived her life under the thumb of her overbearing mother ponders her life and the only thing she truly considers her own. Ideal for a woman of any age with a good mix.