From Sam Brown, but without the dialogue from the show. As performed by Laura Osnes and Nikki James. Key of D. The low note is G3. The high note is Db5. Performed by Laura Osnes at (Le) Poisson Rouge on February 7, 2011.

From The Mad Ones (formerly The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown) by Kerrigan-Lowdermilk.  Key of G.  The high note is E5 for both Sam and Kelly Transpositions available to ANY key upon request. Contact customer service after purchase. Performed by Krystina Alabado and Emma Hunton at the Philadelphia Theatre Company on October 23, 2017

From Sam Brown. As performed by Nick Blaemire. For most male voices. Key of E. The low note is B2. The high note is A4. The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown by Nick Blaemire

From Sam Brown. Suitable for most female voices. As performed by Sara Chase on Kerrigan-Lowdermilk LIVE. Key of C. The low note is G3. The high note is F5. With optional backup voices. NewMusicalTheatre.com by Sara Chase