From the album "37 Notebooks."Preview this song here.

This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016. Andrew Kober at Drom on March 15, 2011. Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes. This...

Eric William Morris at 54 Below on 3/08/2014Alternate lyrics in the score for college-aged performers. Transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website.

Sam Ludwig at Bruno Walter Auditorium, Lincoln Center on 12/14/2013Originally written as a New Years song, great for holiday shows or birthdays. Transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website.

Dallyn Brunck on 3/22/2010This music is in the key of C, the same as in the Grateful songbook and on the Grateful CD. The range is from the F below middle C up to the F above middle C.

Andy Karl, Michael Patrick Walker at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011A driving pop song sung by a man looking back on a relationship that had everything going for it, but never worked. Ideal for a rock voice.

From the feature film, "Clear Blue Tuesday"

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