This hilarious patter song about a young man lamenting that he keeps dating women who are “savin' it for Jesus” has been performed by Andrew Kober, Stephen C. Anthony, Adam Kantor, and more Music updated as of November 1, 2016.Stephen C. Anthony at 54 Below on April 1, 2014 Sam Carner at Sweet Caroline's in NYC on 8/18/2010There are notes....

Kelly-Anne Gower, Michael Patrick Walker at London Hippodrome on 8/19/2012 Kenita Miller, Michael Patrick Walker at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011 A fast-paced, comedic song in which the actress goes from timid wallflower to ecstatic wild woman by divorcing her husband and pursuing what SHE wants out of life! This song is ideal for a belter with comedic ability.

In this hilariously irreverent Christmas song, a cozy family holiday gathering takes a surprising and psychedelic turn. Choose your transposition: Key of G: (B2 - G4) (tenor/baritone) (Primary Key) Key of E: (G#3 - E5) (soprano) Key of D: (F#3 - D5) (alto) Key of G: Chris Critelli at Lincoln Center's Bruno Walter Auditorium on 12/14/2013Key of E Emily Clark...

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1" As performed by Kristen Chenoweth.

From Month Upon a Time. For information about MONTH UPON A TIME, visit http://jeffblumenkrantz.com/month-upon-a-time/ Performed by Jill Abramovitz at The Times Center on September 12, 2015Performed by Emily Padgett at Birdland Jazz NYC on April 18, 2016 Performed by Alysha UmphressPerformed by Kassiani Menas at the Weitzenhoffer School

Nicole Johndrow at Don't Tell Mama's on 1/03/2011

A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

Preston Sadleir at Le Poisson Rouge on 2/26/2014

Cut from Henry and Mudge. A whole step up from the original key. Recommended for a tenor. Key of G. Performed in the key of F by Zach Altman at the Alice Griffin Jewel Box Theatre on July 25, 2013.