Matt Doyle and Darius de Haas at Le Poisson Rouge NYC on 2/07/2011Live Performance Jamison Scott and Jonathan Reid Gealt at Joe's Pub NYC on 11/14/2011Live PerformanceSong featured on the album "Thirteen Stories Down" which is available on iTunes!

Matt DeAngelis at 54 Below on 1/19/2013

88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey! Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014 This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.

Ethan Haberfield at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 6/23/2013 The alto key is intended for women or unchanged men's voices. Alternate lyrics included for women. Further transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website. Enjoy!

Noah Galvin at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011Performance from the album release concert for "Out of Context: The Songs of Michael Patrick Walker"Please note that the sheet music is in the key of Bb, which is different from the video above (in the key of A).A comedic and triumphant song about dealing with your high school bully, your Dad's advice and...

Carrie Manolakos at The Triad, NYC on 4/26/2010

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1"

Performed by Adam Gwon, Ollis Haaskivi, Mallory Hawks, Sam Heldt, and Bonnie Milligan at 54 Below on 4/8/13.

Preston Sadleir performs the male version at Le Poisson Rouge on 2/26/2014Female version features slightly adjusted lyrics, and has been transposed down a fifth to the key of C. (Top note is a D.)