The title says it all… this sexy-quirky R&B number was written for and debuted by HAMILTON’S Greg Haney. It can be performed with female "wasted white gurl" rap cameo -- or as a complete male solo, with the singer doing the rap himself. This song can be performed with female "wasted white gurl" rap cameo -- or as a complete...

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 2"

Transposed up a minor third from the original key. From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1" As performed by Kristen Chenoweth.

Eric William Morris at 54 Below on 3/08/2014Alternate lyrics in the score for college-aged performers. Transposition available with purchase by emailing me through my website.

Mary Ellen Ashley at Bruno Walter Aud., Lincoln Center on 12/06/2012 This song has been performed successfully by both "women of a certain age" and young character actresses who want to show off their range and comedic chops. Enjoy!

Jonathan Reid Gealt at Birdland, NYC on 11/29/2015Live performance from the album release concert at Birdland in NYC.

From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1"

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen Blair Santa Claus bemoans the difficulties facing him this Christmas, both professional and personal.Key of G (D3-D4) (Video is in G)Kellen Blair

Music & Lyrics by Billy RecceA musical ode to the American tradition of celebrity hating.Female key of D (A3-C5) (Video is in D)Male key of G (D3-F4)Lindsay Nicole Chambers at 54 Below on July 7, 2017.