From Bernice Bobs Her Hair. Jessica Vosk and Kate Wetherhead at Birdland on 11/10/2014

Liz Power & Jason Mills at West End Theater on 4/01/2004

From Things to Ruin.

Kelly-Anne Gower, Michael Patrick Walker at London Hippodrome on 8/19/2012 Kenita Miller, Michael Patrick Walker at Birdland, NYC on 11/07/2011 A fast-paced, comedic song in which the actress goes from timid wallflower to ecstatic wild woman by divorcing her husband and pursuing what SHE wants out of life! This song is ideal for a belter with comedic ability.

From Month Upon a Time. For information about MONTH UPON A TIME, visit http://jeffblumenkrantz.com/month-upon-a-time/ Performed by Jill Abramovitz at The Times Center on September 12, 2015Performed by Emily Padgett at Birdland Jazz NYC on April 18, 2016 Performed by Alysha UmphressPerformed by Kassiani Menas at the Weitzenhoffer School

A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

Nicole Johndrow at Don't Tell Mama's on 1/03/2011

88 words in only 8 measures. Take that, Telsey! Charlotte Maltby at Drom on 7/25/2014 This song actually is just 8 measures, though we did manage to fit 87 words into it, plus a legit note and a belt note.

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.