From "Goldrich and Heisler - Songbook, Volume 1" As performed by Kristen Chenoweth.

A comedy song for a Female actress. The character is looking at a magazine and, while perusing the ads for outrageous clothing worn by stick thin Amazonian models, she sings, "Who wears these clothes?!" Wonderful comedic lyrics with a mid-tempo jazzy melody. Can be done solo or as a duet. As performed by Brooks Almy and Michelle Duffy:

From Month Upon a Time. For information about MONTH UPON A TIME, visit http://jeffblumenkrantz.com/month-upon-a-time/ Performed by Jill Abramovitz at The Times Center on September 12, 2015Performed by Emily Padgett at Birdland Jazz NYC on April 18, 2016 Performed by Alysha UmphressPerformed by Kassiani Menas at the Weitzenhoffer School

From STRINGKey of C / E (C3 - F#4)  Performed by Jeremy Morse ; STRING in Concert at Feinstein's/54 Below - Feb 16, 2016

Preston Sadleir at Le Poisson Rouge on 2/26/2014

Nicole Johndrow at Don't Tell Mama's on 1/03/2011

Cut from Henry and Mudge. A whole step up from the original key. Recommended for a tenor. Key of G. Performed in the key of F by Zach Altman at the Alice Griffin Jewel Box Theatre on July 25, 2013.

Music by Joe KinosianLyrics by Kellen BlairA pathologically gleeful physician’s assistant breaks some news to a patient.Key of Bb (F3-Db5) (Video is in Bb) Ta'Rea Campbell at 54 Below on August 31, 2017.

Matt DeAngelis at 54 Below on 1/19/2013